Monday, February 25, 2008

Hallmark Commercial

This is just so cute and funny. I bet my parent's met that way. Gross.


The Truth Hurts, Boys...

Yes! This one cracks me up every time!


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Yay!


I got a new job!!! Yay for me!

Money will soon be rolling in! If you live near Provo or in it, come and see me!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Enchanted


What is not to love about a movie with James Marsden and the delicious Patrick Dempsey?? This movie is pretty corny but I laughed so much through it that my mouth hurt. It's in the dollar theatre so go see it...trust me!

Sunday, February 10, 2008

We Are Broken

So, as you my friends have probably noticed....I LOVE Paramore!!!! I have been thinking about a good friend of mine who is having a really hard time right now and I thought about me and my friends and I realized that this song is so good for right now. Enjoy!

I am outside
And I've been waiting for the sun
With my wide eyes
I've seen worlds that don't belong
My mouth is dry with words I cannot verbalize
Tell me why we live like this
Keep me safe inside
Your arms like towers
Tower over me
Yeah
Cause we are broken
What must we do to restore
Our innocence
And oh, the promise we adored
Give us life again cause we just wanna be whole
Lock
the doors
Cause I like to capture this voice
it came to me tonight
So everyone will have a choice
And under red lights
I'll show myself it wasn't forged
We're at war
We live like this
Keep me safe inside
Your arms like towers
Tower over me
Cause we are broken
What must we do to restore
Our innocence
And oh, the promise we adored
Give us life again cause we just wanna be whole
Tower over me
Tower over me
And I'll take the truth at any cost
Cause we are broken
What must we do to restore
Our innocence
And oh, the promise we adored
Give us life again cause we just wanna be whole

Friday, February 8, 2008

I want Hayley Williams' hair.






I want to do my hair like this. I mean, why not? I need feedback so please let me know....

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Things.

I was re-doing my "About Me" section on myspace today and decided to add what I wrote to a blog. It's just some really random yet interesting things about good ol' me.

I'm from Kentucky originally but I'm not really much of a redneck. I've lived in Utah for two years now. I would love to be a vegetarian but have yet to give up chicken for good. I sometimes think in a British accent. I collect phrasebooks and read them constantly. My favorite color used to be blue but is now black. I love the way my skin looks when I have a tan. Writing is my passion and I am always writing something. I consider myself to be artsy though I can't draw or paint. I wear big sunglasses. I love shoes and buy them constantly. Music is also my passion. I love Grey's Anatomy and have seen every episode at least three times. I can remember tiny details about everything. I once said all 13 Articles of Faith in 1 minute and 20 seconds. I played soccer in high school and got the most yellow cards of anyone. Ever. I have curly hair but never wear it curly. There are about 5 different careers that I want to go into. I can't decided which one to do. I love all things medical. I am adopted and know next to nothing about my real parents. I hate it when people use incorrect spellings or punctuations. I can sometimes have a bad temper. I can't lift my eyebrow like The Rock. I go on drives to clear my head. I overuse the word "naturally". I have three tattoos (so far) but my mother only knows about two. I almost never blow-dry my hair. I once drove all the way from Seattle Washington to Provo Utah without stopping to sleep. I sold my car to move to Utah on a Wed. and was out here that Sat. I am totally a horn honker. I love Cherry/Grape Slushes from Sonic. I use ... too much in text and email conversation. I put off everything until the last moment. I work better under pressure. I hate bad drivers. I love ketchup but hate regular tomatoes. I think pickles are digusting. I always cry during "The Notebook". I am a hopeless romantic. I get tattoos mostly because I like the pain. I daydream all the time. I never sleep. I wish I could sleep. I am always too scared to tell a boy that I like him. I love talking about celebrities as if I know them. I say things before I think about them. I should wear a belt but I don't. I hate the way a hoodie feels if you wash it too much. I overuse bobbipens. I mark "Other" when something asks me my ethnicity. I was in dance class for ten years. I save movie stubs. I own over 400 CD's. I hate feet, touching them or them touching me. I love the way babies smell. I used to live in Park City. I once saw Reese Witherspoon in Opry Mills Mall in Nashville. I love stilettos. I love eyeliner but hate mascara. I secretly love Bluegrass music. I've always wished I could play the violin. I collect friends who are prettier than me. I always have two hair ties on my wrist. It takes me a long time to get over things. I like wearing things that make people ask themselves what I was thinking. I love cereal. I can cook but chose not to. I'm not very crafty. I got my sense of humor from my dad. I love Snoop Dogg's voice. I like black people better than white people. Racism makes me very angry. The place where I went to elementary doesn't exist anymore. I hate cold weather and being cold but hate having the heat on. I am intolorant of ignorant people. I hate stubborn people even though I am. I have been in many fist fights. I love Shiny Toy Guns. I still love Britney Spears. I like Angelina Jolie better when she was crazy. I think "douchebag" is a funny word. I love those skanky reality dating shows on VH1. I hate mustard but I love honey mustard. I love making t-shirts with random sayings on them. I have shaved my arms since I was a freshman in high school. I was born with brown eyes (only 10% of babies are). The only video game I like is Donkey Kong Kountry. I have fonder family memories with other people's families and not my own. I used to fish everyday after school. I come from "The Catfish Capital of the World". I love dancing but am more likely to do it in front of people I don't know. I never wear my retainers. I rarely go a day without watching the E! Channel. I've had my favorite pair of jeans since my junior year of high school. I have yet to get tired of Imogen Heap, with whom I am almost obsessed. I have a thing for stars. I really like Lindsay Lohan but I hate Paris Hilton. Smells and sounds remind me of things buried in my past. I love milk. I almost always remember my dreams. I love, love, love going to concerts. I talk to the mother of a friend of mine more than I talk to my friend. I am close friends with my freshman P.E./Health teacher. I once got drunk with my band director from middle school. I got caught at a party by my dad's best friend Robin (who was also drunk). She didn't tell on me luckily. I have nearly 40 pairs of shoes. I hate lotion but wear it anyway. Sometimes I forget how to spell "of". "Fart" was a bad word in my house growing up. I called my high school algebra teacher "Big Red". Though my family is Mormon, my little sister Torah is named after the Jewish Bible. I hate cats. At my house in Kentucky, there are Christmas lights on the front porch all year long. I can't sleep if there is light anywhere. I suck at saving money. I am fluent in American Sign Language. I named my son after my best girl friend. My mom can't pronouce "aluminum" even though she has a Rank 1 Master's Degree. She also can't say "Colorado" correctly. I hate it when people are walking behind me. I've been to 34 states which is 11% of the world. I am one of the only Democrats in my home county. Large American Flags give me the creeps. I love pancakes. I hate high pitched noises. I love being barefoot. I have a list of names to name my kids. Some of them are names like Jude, Zephyr, and Cash for a boy. I hate wearing a bra. There are about 8 languages that I want to learn. I like hiking and rock climbing. I love bands that no one has heard of. I hate it when people don't text, call, email, or write back. I am almost never late. I cuss when I'm angry. I don't like actually running but I love the way you feel afterwards. I like checking the mail. I once kicked my little sister in the ribs as hard as I could. I was in high school and she was in middle school. I rode the bus to school until I got into high school. My first car was a 94 light blue Honda Accord. I am obsessed with Youtube. I am emotionally retarded. I get too involved with the characters on Grey's Anatomy. I don't bite my nails but I bite the skin around them. I pop my knuckles. My favorite piece of jewelry is a $10 ring from Lerner New York. My Grandma Ruby welded ships together for the Navy during WWII. I want to name my first daughter after her-Ruby Jane. I only have one living grandparent left. I can quote all of Mean Girls. I like pillows. I went to Jamaica in high school and my parents still don't know about it. I've been arrested twice. I have a scar on my neck from getting shot with a paint ball. My best subject in high school was history. I lived in my car for a month. I slept on Kristen's floor for a week. Later that same summer, I lived in my car again. I have since totaled my car. I think it's a good thing I'm not homeless. I spell "colour" and "theatre" like that. I used to go to sleep to A Perfect Circle. I love singing at the top of my lungs in the car. I put grape jam on my grilled cheese. Only a handful of people have seen me in my glasses. I can't think of anything else. You didn't want to know as it is probably. Enjoy anyway.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Surprisingly....

This Sunday was nice. Though the Super Bowl was ridiculously lame this year, I had an uplifting time at Stake Conference. Well, what part of it I could hear. We managed to sit in front of the most obnoxious brats in Provo. It was two guys and a girl. The dudes looked really young but the girl didn't. Who knows. They whispered (if that is what they want to call it) through the whole two hours and the boy behind me continuously kicked my seat with his dumb shoes. Then, two rows back a couple spent their time talking not even trying to whisper. So, for a lot of the meeting I sat there plotting ways I could impale them with my pen. Regardless of all this distraction, the Spirit still managed to touch my soul here and there. I've got some things to work on, but who doesn't? Things are going surprisingly well for me. I don't really know why but I like it. I usually am happy until I start to convince myself that I don't deserve to be happy. However, I am now finally willing to fight for my own happiness. I will not let myself be sabotaged. So, I realized something today about my roommate. She is an amazing girl and people just flock around her. One of the speakers was talking about being attractive to others. He spoke of finding someone to give your heart to and that we should look at ourselves and think about whether or not someone would want to give their heart to us. I don't think anyone is going to want to give their heart to me any time soon. He said that once we have truly given our hearts to Heavenly Father, we will attract others. When we are doing what we are supposed to do, we will attract the person we want. Well, the kind of person we want anyway. It takes me back to Young Women and EFY. If you want an amazing person, you have to be one. That is why Sarah is so amazing. Not only is she faithful to the Lord, she genuinely cares for those around her. Her heart is so big. I want to be like that. I think that the people who are placed in your path during life are there for a reason. We are supposed to learn and grow from one another, otherwise we would be on earth alone. I'm so grateful for the people that have been placed in my path time and time again. Some of them, you end up hanging on to for the rest of you life, others will come and go but they all make an impact. Some believe that we have struggles in life so that God may see what's really in our hearts but this is not so. God knows what is in our hearts, He is our Father after all. These struggles, afflictions, hardships and shortcomings are for US to know what is in OUR hearts. Knowing that is so helpful. Thank goodness I went to Stake Conference today!

Late night ramblings of an insomniac...

It's like almost 4 AM. What am I doing up? I don't know but at this point I might as well just stay up. I have had some things on my mind lately so I suppose now is as good a time as any to unleash them on the world. For starters, I have decided that boys in Provo Utah do not possess balls. I have bigger ones than they do! It's sad and annoying. If you like a girl, ask her the hell out!! Boys amaze me with their stupidity. They can go and knock on complete strangers doors for two years yet they can't ask a cute girl out. No wonder I'm already about to embrace the life of a spinster at the age of 21! There is no hope for the boys in this town. My type does not exist in the bubble of Provo. But, whatever...moving on.

I think that this freaking writer's strike has gone on long enough. Just give them some damn money already!! This has gone on for too long! I want my Grey's back, dang it!!

Britney Spears is back in the hospital. Thank goodness, I'm afraid she's gonna end up dead soon if something isn't done! I miss the old Britney. She was hot and good and not so white trash. Well, actually she was a little trashy but now she is just flat out insane. I want her to get some help so that she can get her career going and get custody of her kids. Poor girl. People do need to realize that she is not a bad person, she is just messed up. I know how that feels.

If you haven't seen Across the Universe, go rent it right now! It is ridiculously amazing and has inspired me beyond my wildest dreams. It's artsy and trippy (I swear I had like three acid flashbacks during it!) and the music is just breathtaking when matched with the visual experience they lay before you! Go watch it now!!

Um, let's see...I met a cute boy the other day. Which is strangely exciting. He is not from Provo and he lives in Orem. Though Orem may be next door, there are more normal men over there which is refreshing. His name is Chad. We started talking because of Anchorman as weird as that may seem. See, we were at our mutual friend Lee's house and this guy that was there had just gotten a dog. It is a dog just like Ron Burgundy's Baxter so when the dog came up and barked at me, I spouted off the ol "Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish, in English please." Chad loved it and we spent the next few minutes quoting Anchorman. My nephew Alo was there with us and he was playing with him and laughing with him and that made him even cuter. Men that love kids are way hot, let's be honest.

So, I called my roommate Sarah a kumquat earlier, it was one of the many hilarious, roll off the couch moments of the night. The best was when her ex Jared (who lives across the grassy knoll from us) came over to borrow a pie pan. She gave it to him and then sat down and proceeded to talk about how cute he was. Then she realized that our window was open. Just then, someone knocked on the door. Sarah bolted into the next room while I had to awkwardly answer the door (it was Jared again). We nearly died once he was safely out of range. Funny funny. Me and Sarah have lots of fun times. We always end up laughing at our own laughs which is the silliest thing ever. Both of us have about ten different laughs each. Who does that?

Now I think that I am too tired to even go to sleep. I have to wake up at 10 for Stake Conference and that is only six hours away. I fear that if I go to bed now, I really won't wake up. I love sleeping so much but lately my sleep has been so messed up. Imsomnia is pathetic, I'll admit. I just want to go to sleep and wake up like a normal person. Instead, I stay up until like 3 and then sleep till 12 the next day. Bad bad bad.

Here's a question for the audience, is it totally wrong or awkward or something to have a huge crush on your best friend's older brother? I've known her brother as long as I've known her so we are pretty aquainted but I just wish he would ask me out. I feel like I'd be doing something wrong if I seriously tried to pursue him. He's just so hot and amazing though. He's smart, ambitious, really hot, funny and kind. Plus he's way strong in the gospel. Will I ever find a guy like him and I can actually go for?

That brings me to another question, why is it that the boys that you like, don't like you back? And why do the ones that are totally creepy/stalker-like/or just plain wrong the only ones who are interested? Stupid Provo.

Well, I think that is all for now. Stay tuned.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

FOOL!

There really isn't a reason for me to laugh so hard at this yet I can't stop every time I see it! Enjoy!